Weird Dreams..

Prepare to be WTF-ed...


Last night I had this really obscure dream so I decided it was worth noting o.o- I don't know if you would classify it as a nightmare but regardless.. I was being pursued and tantalized by this big ass monster fish that was a cannibal- it was like an ogre white-spotted orange gold fish O.o; but it wasn't a shark either, it literally looked like a ridiculously big big big big big gold fish- the size of a whale actualy. I don't know :S. Anyway, this fish was "murdering" (and later on tries to attack me) the other fish in the pond or reservoir. I could see the outline of a silhouette just beneath the surface of the water (like a shark) moving rather quickly around the pond whilst fish guts and heads were sprouting on the surface of the water above it, it was horrifying X.X. The water was a bubbling sea of red. Suddenly the silhoutte advanced towards me and this MOTHER F***ING (excuse language:P) BIG GOLD FISH HEAD (emphasis on the GOLD FISH HEAD) lunged at me, mouth hanging open ready to swallow me whole- the details are vague at this point but I do remember it was unsuccessful because I OWNZORZ it in the end ^o^v. The setting of this dream if I can recall is in the backyard of my grandma's house (grandparents/old peoples homes are scary ><) because they have a huge fish pond/resoivor thing containing big gold fish-the fish are approximately the size of the fish you get served at chinese restaurants incase you can't visualize it. Has anyone ever tasted gold fish O_o?? However, how it could possibly contain a whale fish of its scale I have no idea :S.


What I did next? I ran upstairs to get a shotgun/pistol and returned to find it gone!! O.O- just like all action/thriller movies although its not really horror is it?.. unless the girl (Samara?) from The Ring crawls out of its gaping mouth O.O- I've dreamt of the Ring Girl once before.. not because I fancy her ofcourse!! LOL I think i've had my fair share of movies these holidays. Anyway, the suspense builds up at this point and I'm left standing on a platform bridge structure directly above the pond, pistol between my trembling hands directed towards the surface below. I think I may have wet my bed =p. I'm scanning the surface below when a voice from behind yells at me: "GAO MUT YEH AH?! SEK FARN LA!!" (translation: What are doing?! It's dinner time!) ..so its dinner time? O_o ..at least theres a sense of normality to the situation. I screamed out, "Por Por!! WTF have you been feeding your fish?!" However, this was followed by the sound of a broken rice bowl and my grandma's croaked voice screaming out incoherent words mixed with horror and shock: "GNOR-BOL-BOL-YU-SEk-SIGH-SART-YUN-HONG-SAWL-LEI-4-JOR-LA....DIM GUY? DIM GUY? DIM GUY? dim guy...." (translation: My-Bol Bol, random name given to a random fish??-Eat-All-Murderer-You-Die-Already....Why? Why? Why? Why?) All the while I just kept thinking..I didn't do it..I didn't do it..I didn't do it..while the "dim gai" constantly rang in my ears. Before I had time to respond, I caught a glimpse of a fin amongst the floating mass of fish heads, innards and the icy stares of fish eye balls- not a pretty sight.

Subsequently, I fired like a crazy man into the depths of the water. There was no response, only the wailing of my grandmother growing steadily louder. I let my guard down thinking it was all over, but just as I did, the sound of breaking water filled my ears and out emerged the fish with its jaw hanging open (its head looked like a cross between a dragon and a gold fish actually O.o). I grabbed the nearest bamboo stick and jabbed it into the expanse of black before me. I could feel and ear the grinding of flesh. It's breath smelt foul. It had stopped motionless in its tracks at this point, my arm outstretched grasping the bamboo stick with the fish firmly skewered along its length. With its body displayed in full glory, I realised I had managed to pierce both sides of its flabby cheeks with my random firing.









Yeh.. that's the end of my WTF dream O.O. On a random note, I'm going to go buy a Siamese Fighter fish tomorrow. =)